I'm just really tired all of the time

"Ah! There's the celestial weaponry!"
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cumsock:

hes returned

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80% of my friendships on tumblr

me: we should talk more!
them: yeah we should!
both: *never talks to each other again*
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trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

the4elemelons:

Well I did 6th grade wrong

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pickaxes-and-test-tubes:

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

Well, that explains…

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zkac:

*holds my newborn baby for the first time* wow… you are just a tiny swagless version of myself

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↖ This person is a multi-shipper and doesn’t support shipping wars.

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

the-winchesters-tho:

the-redheaded-vixen:

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SHIP WHAT YOU WANT AND DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR NOT SHIPPING IT TOO

JUST BE POLITE ENOUGH TO TAG YOUR SHIPS. YOU WILL LOSE LESS FOLLOWERS THAT WAY!

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pizzaforpresident:

fanskitter:

pizzaforpresident:

its so gross to me that there are people on this website who were born in 2001

*cough* YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH *cough*
ahem no sorry I didn’t say anything

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ccartimandua:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

according to my history professor this is actually a huge contributing factor to the popularity of olive oil in Ancient Greece

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